Products

The man, the myth, the legend! Become one with your inner “Sherlock Stoned” & solve the most dastardly herbal crimes, this side of The Mississi...

Who likes broken glass? Surely we don't & we think you're probably not a fan either!  Enjoy the beverage of your choice in flexible style! Pati...

Yet another ghostly favorite on Patientopia! These glass & silicone skull pipes are durable yet still supply you with some ghoulish hits. Feat...

Discover the simplicity of weighing out the things that matter! This slick scale from Vastar will have you feeling reassured that your goods are al...

3..2..1..BLAST OFF! Make sure to remember your gear on this expedition, you herbal advocate you! The “Spaced Out” hoodie is here to keep you sky h...

Express yourself in abstract emotion with our dope Paint Splatter hoodies! These pullovers utilize unique 3D designs to stand out from the crowd! P...

The Logo Snapback is structured with a classic fit, flat brim, and full buckram. The adjustable snap closure makes it a comfortable, one-size-fits-...

Burst out in your Green Loving self! Patientopia’s “Vegan Greens” T-shirt is proving to be a definitive way to show your Vegan love! Whichever ki...

Smoke in style with Patientopia's Ebony Wood Pipes in black and coffee. Relax after a long day and allow us to assist your chill! Features: Mater...

Guard your eyes against the sun’s harsh rays in style with our selection of polarized, wooden framed sunglasses!  With so many color choices, you c...