Products

With enough of these to pass around to your favorite peeps, everyone will be sure to have their go-to Rasta gear! Features: Quantity: 10 pieces ...

Let your skull loose with one of our favorite artistic pieces! A sweet multicolored glass experience with every hit, we’re sure you’ll dig the gho...

Patientopia's Green Leaves pullover brings together all of your favorite things - chill vibes, cozy clothes, and herbal remedies! Features:  Weig...

This hand muller makes easy work of powder grinding. It can quickly cut soft items into powders!  Simply rotate the attached crank and enjoy the fr...

Is it a pipe? Or is it a lighter? Oh, its a pipe that looks like a lighter! Classy & incognito just like yourself, eh?  Discover one of Patien...

Unlock your mind for a night with “Helmet Cat”! This fuzzy trooper is on duty to assist your blast-off. Features: • Soft, comfortable material! • ...

Protect and perfect your entire stash in style, with Patientopia’s 20 piece grinder set. Ideal for party favors or a lit weekend at home, this lot ...

We think you'll see the similarities between diamonds & our favorite greens as well! Protect your phone and show off your style with this dirt...

Find your chi with our chillest little monk yet! This Incense burner will be sure to balance you out! Features: Brand: VKTech Incense Burner M...

Pack a bowl and take it easy out there with Patientopia’s “Metal Flats” pipe!  Designed to blend into our industrious world, this piece will keep y...

Jazz out while you burn your favorite meds in this classic little number! Fashioned and colored like an original Metal Sax, our musical piece will ...

Put your nugs on display with our Nugs Phone Case! You’ll be sure to turn some stoney heads with this one. Features: Design: Precisely Cut Func...

Sweet dreams & no bad vibes. Nightmares pass through the holes and out of the window!  The good dreams are trapped in the web & slide down ...

The “Outer Rim” Hoodies are out of this world! Whether you are traveling far or staying nearby, these sweatshirts will keep you warm and have you ...

For elevated style without compromising function, pick up the Peacock Mini Hookah in silver or gold! This little hitter will be sure to get you wh...

Let your wild side loose with this Patientopian favorite! The “Pet Tiger” answers only to you. Experience our full print hoodies with one of our mo...

Sometimes, one just needs to know if the weight is right, right? This digital scale by Vastar, has a 0.01g accuracy!  It features a space saving de...

Sport your favorite feline friend everywhere you go, with Patientopia’s rhinestone cat belly button ring!  This little number is sure to provide yo...

Enlighten your surroundings with aromas stemming from your new incense holder. Made from fine Rosewood, it’ll surely add natural energies to your ...

Keep your pipes safe and display them in style! This rosewood pipe stand will have your collection looking extra classy without taking up all of yo...

Rep Team Sativa every day with this dope Tee! Features:  Item Type: T-Shirt Collar: O-Neck Material: Cotton Pattern Type: Letter Fa...

The man, the myth, the legend! Become one with your inner “Sherlock Stoned” & solve the most dastardly herbal crimes, this side of The Mississi...

Who likes broken glass? Surely we don't & we think you're probably not a fan either!  Enjoy the beverage of your choice in flexible style! Pati...

Yet another ghostly favorite on Patientopia! These glass & silicone skull pipes are durable yet still supply you with some ghoulish hits. Feat...